Summary

Alright. It's about time that i summarized the type of people that i have met over the course of my life in secondary school. Undoubtedly, there are bound to be weirdos in every school that you go to and this school is no exception...

Mr Gosu,

Teachers, you're all teachers now(Duh). Thus, it is expected that you fulfill your duties as best as possible and actually teach all the young juveniles in school how to count before they get sent to jail. Therefore, it would really help if all of you were decent, but sadly, there are always a few suxy teachers who deviate from the topic. One fine example is my old primary school teacher who hated maths but was a maths teacher. =(

Young men, you're all in your teens now. This probably means that you've seen several thousand hours of internet porn. (Don't lie D@mien.) Many of the male readers reading this may feel angry or even abashed and embarrassed. But don't worry these are emotions and emotions come before thoughts so you're on the right track =P
However, i would like to remind all of you that school is for learning and not for sharing the latest porn websites and shouting them across the classroom like several people i could mention *cough* run ming *cough* And i believe that the teachers are also not interested in all your sexual innuendos and i must admit that even though some of them may be hilarious, there is a time to stop. Change begins with you or something like that.


Young ladies, you're all in your teens now. Presumably, you all have watched at least an anime in your time in this school and i daresay that you all have enthusiastically discussed these animes in your specific groups during recess etc. If you're a female reader and you're nodding your heads now, it means that you're not a hardcore anime fanatic because you wasted time reading this pointless paragraph. This is a good sign. However, i would like to remind you that even though these animes are awesome , there has to be time set aside for studying. The ideal schedule is one that allows you to work and play.


Damien, you're a guy who has a conflicted puberty VS play school kind of thing. You make gundams and yet still watch cartoons. (Not those kind of cartoons)


Ken, you're a guy who has unwavering loyalty towards his iPhone 3GS. However, there are times when you must give in to the more superior iPhone 4. ^^


Jun an, you're a guy who looks sleepy and emo all the time. No wonder people misunderstand you all the time. However, trashing them in DoTa does not make them change their viewpoints about you. You might as well go and play a MMORPG dammit. Oh wait.


Jonas, you're a guy who has a conflicting case of "Dsiao-itis" A fatal condition, if left unchecked, you could potentially piss everyone off like the dude who insisted that gaming was bad for your health.


Jia Liang, you're a guy who walks around scratching his crotch like an orangutan. A harsh way to describe you, it's the truth. And it takes a real friend to say the truth ^^ Oh and you gotta work on ditching the paunch.


P.S : Clement, you're a short-guy who has real social issues. 


Yours Truly,
MeGosu/Rwangra