Since when was ignorance a virtue?

So there i was, walking home from the first day of school. Disaster soon struck when i realised that i had forgotten to bring my card (Which enabled me to go home the shorter way) GASP! With a deep feeling of panic, i frantically scanned my surroundings to search for another kind soul who had the card and could let me in. Thankfully, there was a security guard on duty. Upon seeing my distress, he SLOWLY ambled over and asked me in a brutal tone to "stop loitering" The following conversation soon took place.
      
                         Me: " Hello sir, i forgot to bring my card today which will let me go home through this gate"
                    Guard : " Well, you might just be another arsonist who wants to destroy the estate"
                        Me: "I live here! I can prove it! Why don't you ask me something relating to this estate?"
                    Guard : "Hmm... In that case, show me the card that you need to go into this gate."
                        Me: " . . ."

As you can see from the above conversation, you may find that life is full of time wasting morons/sociopaths who delight in hindering/irritating you in all sorts of dumb tactics, such as the one displayed above. Now obviously, you have probably come across such people in your time in this world and you probably think that these kind of people have a special place reserved for them in hell.

But fear not! I have a solution which will end everything. No more screaming at that person blocking the way! All you need to do, is scare them a little bit. Sociopaths are usually also very gullible.

Liar Sociopath : " You are doomed. Your life will end in 10 minutes once you leave this place."(And he continues blocking your path.)
You : " That's very frightening indeed. But i also happen to know that you're a pathological liar."
Liar Sociopath : "Be careful of what you say. I have super powers" (Flaps hands around the air menacingly)

However, a word of warning. By starting this conversation, in the end, everyone's retarded!

Dictionary : Sociopath : a person who has problems communicating socially 
                  Pathological : caused by a mentally disturbed condition E.g (Pathological Liar)
                  (Ain't I nice =D )