To Joke Or Not To Joke, That Is The Question

I just recently realised that i haven't actually posted in this blog for almost a week and therefore i am supposed to be obliged to post something that will keep my consumers happy. We shall see about that. Anyways, since no one is really interested in what happened in the past few days, i will kick-off with a joke!But before that, i would like to set several terms and conditions.

Term And Conditions

1. By reading the joke below, i hereby agree to keep my head on and not go horny.

2. Even if i am offended by the joke, i will speak of it calmly in the tag box and not go on a rampage by talking about it in CAPS on the tagboard.

3. Some of you may have heard of this joke before but JUST SHUT UP CAUSE NOT EVERYONE HAS HEARD OF IT.

Here goes,

A man's wife was showering in the shower while her husband was sleeping in the room. Suddenly , the doorbell rang. Grumbling to herself,she wrapped a towel around herself and proceeded outside to the living room. ( Her husband was deaf so she had to go out) When she opened the door, she saw that it was her husband's friend. Upon seeing her, his eyes bulged out. He started the conversation by saying , "If you take off your towel, i will pass you $500". The wife thought for a while and agreed. And the man passed her $500. Then, the man said : "If you let me touch your br***t, i will pay you another $500" The wife thought again and agreed after a while. And so the man paid her another $500 and left. The wife was very pleased and returned to her shower, but not before keeping the $1000 in her drawer. Her husband , awaken by the commotion , asked who was it. The wife told him . Then, he asked : "Did he pass me back my $1000?"

Thats it.