So recently, I was celebrating the start of the holidays in a timely fashion. By chugging down loads of rootbeer and getting sick. On Tuesday, I went to the plaza to eat lunch with some friends. Unfortunately, some smart guy (No Name Policy!Too bad) made a hell-shake out of nescafe instant coffee powder and several unmentionable 'ingredients'. However, the coup de grace was the chrysanthemeum(Did i spell this correctly?!) powder. Of course, SOMEONE*cough*yz*cough* had to suggest drinking that thing. That tripped out death-shake was probably brewed by gypsies to torture people. Of course, being retarded, i couldn't resist and took 3 FRIGGIN MOUTHFULS. When i drank my fill. The taste at first was rather nauseating. Basically, if liquid manure had a taste, it would be this. If you all are curious about the taste of this... Erm... 'slurpee'. It tasted sweet. And sour. And spicy. It sucked. I am still trying to recover from this even until now. So kids, Lesson Of The Day is : Don't listen to advice from friends because it will probably be the worst thing you could ever do. And DON'T. EVER. MAKE. DEATH-SHAKES. BECAUSE IT WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU EVER DO. Really. Don't.
On a brighter note, Here is a first cartoon on this blog (I couldn't get the upload image button to work). Its about THE WIZARD OF OZ. You know, the one where scarecrow guy wants a brain and tin dude wants a heart or something. Enjoy.
LOL!!! Saves them the trouble from having to find the fake wizard....
ReplyDeleteI think the Lion will get his courage when he eats Dorothy...you need enough courage to eat her right?